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John, we have a problem. Our usage variance is much higher than the Best in Class site.
What is our usage variance, Tony?
Zero.
What is the Best in Class site’s variance?
Positive $500K
Isn’t zero the best we can get? If the number is positive, it means they are just putting it into another account or some other shenanigans.

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That gives me an idea…

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And for 3 straight quarters, Usage variance at the Good For Nuttin’ plant was the best in class.
Spending on toilet seats, on the other hand, has gone up 5 million percent.

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